The Week's Worst

Shwayze

Forget Einstein, Cisco Adler is the true standard of genius. Years ago he dated Mischa Barton. And Paris Hilton. And Rod Stewart’s Paris-like daughter, Kim. Somewhere along the line pictures of his huge nutsack ended up on the Internet. The pictures generated a tiny bit of interest (in the L.A. area) for Adler’s terrible band Whitestarr, who brought douchebaggery to new levels with their VH1 reality failure The Rock Life. Now Adler has teamed up with a rapper, Shwayze, to make even worse music. They too have a reality show, Buzzin’, this one on MTV. He’s turned elephantitis of the nuts into a career. Yowza! Oh, and he’s the son of legendary music producer Lou Adler. That might help a bit too.

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